There were three business men in the sauna. All of them were relaxing and unwinding from their busy schedules when the first one stopped in mid conversation. He excused himself as be began talking to his wrist.
After several minutes he returned to the sauna and where he was asked why he was talking to his wrist. He smiled and replied, that he had a cell phone placed in his wrist so we would never be with out it. The other two men just nodded their heads in understanding.
Soon after the first man sat down the second man jumped up and said “excuse me” as he walked out holding his hip. Shortly after he returned and quickly explained to the others that he too had a surgery only it was a pager that had been placed in his hip so he would always know if he was being paged.
Now the third man was feeling a bit left out and after several minutes he excused himself from the sauna, and returned a little later. After entering the sauna the other two noticed that there was a piece of toilet paper still remaining in his back side and told the third man who quickly said “Oh, I must have a fax coming in!”
